We all know by now that at the end of the Harry Potter series, Dolores Umbridge re-emerged from the Forbidden Forest as Donald Trump – but what ever happened to the Dementors after the Dark Lord was defeated?
Holidaying in Zambia, apparently.
*Reaches for chocolate*
Yep, eyewitnesses claim to have spotted one of JK Rowling’s horrifying creations in real life, floating above the Mukuba Mall in the city of Kitwe.
Since you can’t destroy dementors, and they thrive in conditions of despair, degradation and terror – we can only assume that the current world apocalypse (which, of course, started on January 20) is the *exact* reason why they’re now back. (Cheers, America!)
Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth,” Rowling writes in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban when Harry first spots one on the Hogwarts Express.
“They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them.”
According to locals, the muggle struggle is REAL, as the 100-metre long figure stayed in the sky for more than 30 minutes.
Taking to Twitter after the pictures circulated online, one Harry Potter fan wrote: “the only proof I need that it’s all real, dementor [in] Zambia” while another added: “Which one of you potterheads unleashed a dementor at Mukuba Mall??
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To conclude: Since Muggles (AKA non-magic folk) can’t see dementors, does this mean we’re all actually witches and wizards?